May 102015
 

Uberkinky Ring of TearsThe UberKinky Ring of Tears is a really brutal looking nipple clamp.

It consists of a heavy metal ring with five thick screws all around the exterior. The idea is that you stick a nipple in the middle and screw the screws in, causing some serious pain for the nipple you’re doing it to. The Ring of Tears not only looks painful, but the name also lends to the idea that it will be excruciating.

In use though, the Ring of Tears didn’t really do much for me. For a start, I found it really hard to put on. In theory, it seemed easy; unscrew the screws, put a nipple in the center, screw them back up. But I have really flat, average sized nipples, and the depth of the ring is fairly thick. So for me to get it on, I had to grab my nipple and pull it up and through the center. Then, for it to fully grip my nipple and cause any level of pain, all the screws needed to be done up completely.

I have huge breasts, I guesstimate I’m about an Australian 18H, so I have plenty of skin when laying down to yank my nipple up and through. Though it’s still fairly fiddly trying to get my fingers through the hole and pull my nipple up.

The weight of the clamp is nice, but I think it would benefit from being a bit thinner, so it’d be easier to place your nipple in it. If you have small nipples I think you’d struggle a lot with this clamp. I struggled, and almost gave up, and my boobs allow for a fair amount of pull.

When you look at the Ring of Tears it seems like it’d be great for slowly torturing a nipple, whereas needing it done up all the way means that isn’t how it works. Reality doesn’t live up to expectation here.  Continue reading »

 Posted by at 12:54 am
May 062015
 

oxballs grippersI have to admit, I doubted the Oxballs Grippers. I have another pair of nipple suckers, some plastic ones that you screw to cause suction. I couldn’t imagine the Grippers would be anywhere near as effective as those.

I didn’t think the size would be big enough to create a good suction. Tiny little TPR cylinders? I don’t think so.

Well, I was wrong.

The Oxballs Gripper nipple suckers are very efficient little things. For a start, they’re not all that little. They’re about 2.1 inches long including the little loop handle. The cylinder itself is only 1.6 inches long and 1.15 inches wide. While the opening of the tube is 0.8 inches. They fit well over my nipples, which are, I think, fairly average sized.

To get the Grippers in place you need to squeeze all the air out, which is easy with how flexible the TPR is, place them where you want them and let go. Continue reading »

 Posted by at 7:44 pm
Apr 072015
 

Master Series Anais Nipple to Clit ClampsThis month for the Uberkinky review program I received the Master Series Anais Nipple to Clit Tweezer Clamp Set. The idea of clamps and nipple torture appeal to me greatly because I don’t have very sensitive nipples. The only time my nipples have been sensitive enough for me to enjoy them was when they were pierced. Sadly my piercings didn’t want to cooperate and so I had to take them out, and I was back where I started; boring nipples.

So I’ve tried some nipple toys. I’ve tried plain ol’ wooden clothespins. I’ve tried suckers (which I liked). I’ve tried a different type of nipple clamp. I even got some nipple sticks because I heard they can be brutal. None of them really left me with the pain I wanted. None of them gave me that overwhelming pain that people talk about when the clamp is removed.

Thankfully I’m a reviewer because otherwise I might have given up. The Master Series Anais Nipple to Clit Clamps finally gave me that pain.  Continue reading »

 Posted by at 9:23 pm
Mar 112015
 

IMG_3941I’m still a newbie when it comes to BDSM and kink stuff. Which I like to think gives me an edge. When you become more experienced with a type of product, it’s easy to lose sight of what someone who is still new would experience. As I’m still new, I can give my review based on the fact I’m still a n00b too.

My gag collection is very abundant, there is a whole three of them. Two ball gags and a bit gag. I’ve come to think that ball gags aren’t necessarily a beginner friendly gag, and the Strict Leather Silicone Ball Gag cemented that for me.

My experience is limited, but I find my bit gag much comfier. My other ball gag made me bleed the first time I used it because the leather straps scratched the sides of my mouth. This silicone ball gag is not as brutal on my face, I find the straps far comfier as they’re a thinner, softer leather, but they still pinch. If I sit the ball between my top and bottom teeth, it’s fine, but as soon as it’s in place behind my teeth, it digs and pinches. It’s almost painful trying to open my mouth from that. I feel the skin pull where it’s been pinched. If I don’t buckle it as tight around my head, it’s not so bad, but then it’s easy to pop the ball out of my mouth.

The Strict Leather Silicone Ball Gag hasn’t caused bleeding, but it has left some raw spots on the sides of my mouth. And aside from the pinching, I like it.

I wear my gags when I’m jacking off. It kinks it up a little bit, it helps play into whatever fantasy situation I’m thinking of. Few of these situations include huge amounts of drool. I’m by no means against saliva in sexual situations, I wouldn’t be reviewing gags if I were, but this gag is definitely hard to swallow around. I tend to just open my mouth further and let it out. Which is fine, it can be hot, but I’d prefer to swallow some of it. It’s hard to with this gag, unless you can push the ball out completely, then swallow, but what’s the point of a gag if you can bypass it that easily.  Continue reading »

 Posted by at 2:16 pm
Mar 072015
 

IMG_3951Prior to receiving the Bondage Boutique Silicone Bit Gag for review, I’d only ever used one gag. I won it in a giveaway, it was a simple plastic ball gag. I was pumped, so I used it, and by the end of the session the corners of my mouth were bleeding. I did find it fairly hot, but that doesn’t change the fact that gags shouldn’t pinch and cut my mouth.

So I was looking through Lovehoney’s site and saw this gag, sent the folk over at Lovehoney an email, and they kindly sent me one for review.

The Bondage Boutique Leather and Silicone Bit Gag provided me with an entirely different, significantly more pleasant, experience.

The bit design means the edges of the bit, where the rings connect, sit far outside my mouth. This is what caused issues for me with the ball gag; the leather would pinch my mouth where it went through the ball. Having the bar means it doesn’t. There’s absolutely no uncomfortable pinching or scratching. No sliced up mouths are created as a result of using this gag. Continue reading »

 Posted by at 9:26 pm
Feb 182015
 

The Mystim Tickling Truman is an E-stim vibrator with a nice hunk of girth to it.

Woah, wait, hold up. E-stim? Yes. E-stim. Electro stimulation. Electrical currents. In a vibrator. In your genitals.

I’m going to make a point right now of telling you it must be in your genitals. Not on, not around, in. I’ll talk more on that later.

Why would you want to zap your genitals? SCIENCE. Well, kind of. There’s a few reasons someone would want to electrocute their cunt. Some might like pain, it’s a new experience, it can enhance sensations, some might just like sensation play. Personally I just thought it’d feel cool. My only experience with E-stim prior to owning the Tickling Truman was with a TENS machine I had used on my leg. It felt odd and weird and I wanted to know what it’d feel like in more intimate areas.

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For the record, E-stim doesn’t really zap you. It sends tingles through your nerves that are not at all painful. It can cause muscle spasms – or contractions, really. That’s part of the appeal of an E-stim toy. When you orgasm your muscles contract, and E-stim can cause the same intense contractions. If it happens during orgasm, it can improve the intensity of your orgasm. I imagine it might help you get there quicker, or more intensely, if your muscles are weaker and don’t contract well on their own. Don’t quote me on that though.

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 Posted by at 9:07 pm