Dec 022017
 

 

Quirky design is what Hole Punch Toys are known for. A large helping of fun with your sex utensils. There’s toys shaped like ice cream, a rocket ship, vegetables. Or the one I’m reviewing today, The Serpent and The Rat, which has a snake head… as well as a rat noggin.

If you don’t follow me on Twitter, you are likely unaware that I’m quite the fan of rats. I currently have 21 furry rat children that I absolutely adore. I’ve a rat on my chest as I write this. When asked if I’d be interested in reviewing The Serpent and The Rat, I simply couldn’t say no.

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 Posted by at 5:39 pm
Mar 302016
 

Meo Alpha Male 3When Meo asked if I wanted to review some things for them, I obviously said yes, and I was sent a box of random things they’d picked out for me to try. One of those things, to my joy, was the Alpha Male 3 Stimulator. It’s essentially an Njoy Pure Wand, but from Meo.

I’ve been blogging for while now and I’m still yet to invest in the real Pure Wand due to not knowing whether I’d like it. Solid toys are very hit-and-miss for my vagina. I’m a thruster so they can be quite brutal, because whacking a hard object against your pubic bone repeatedly has a tendency to hurt. I’ve tried to only jiggle them instead but 9 out of 10 times it doesn’t give me the stimulation I need. Metal is heavier than glass, which I imagined would be worse when it comes to my incessant need to thrust, so I hadn’t sprung for any metal dildos, or requested any for review for fear of hating them – receiving the Alpha Male 3 meant I could try it out and see how my body cooperates.

And I wholly regret not buying metal toys in this design sooner.

I kind of love it. A lot.  Continue reading »

 Posted by at 5:32 pm
Sep 092014
 

LELO’s ELLA is held high among the sex blog community. Its wonderful design and impeccable quality leaves no questions as to why. From the packaging to the product itself, it all screams luxury.

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ELLA is a dual-ended dildo made from FDA approved body safe silicone. It’s 100% phthalate free and non-toxic. It’s easily cleaned (warm soapy water) or sterilized (boiled, 10% bleach mix) Because it’s made from silicone, your best bet is to stick to water-based lube as silicone lube can damage the toy. ELLA measures 7.5″ in length and 1.4″ wide.

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ELLA is my first luxury toy. I’d seen so many great reviews of people finding their g-spot and learning to squirt with this toy and I needed it. Now, I have no problem with squirting, it comes easy to me. I don’t need targeted g-spot simulation to squirt, hell, sometimes all it takes is alternating between fingering and rubbing my clit and I’ll be gushing. I don’t actually know where my g-spot is, I know it’s there and I know it’s receptive, but I’ve never really pinpointed where it is. Until ELLA. Continue reading »

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